im so miserable but i laugh at everything
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
That second one means so much.
I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.
i like you
do you know what disney song is really fucking deep
under the sea
Warning, this will be long:
When I was still working at Subway I made 7 volumes worth of “Subway Rants”. These were literally years in the making. Many of these sound bitter and angsty but it helped keep me from going completely postal and I am now happily self-employed and…
I am starting at Subway on the 31st of August and I made sure I read ALL of this and let me tell you…I’ve worked a few places and sadly these idiots are every where, in every type of business, restaurant, etc. and if there is one quote on Gods green Earth that could depict our race it is that you should “Never underestimate human stupidity.”