• waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop crying
  • surfshoggoth:

    damncommunists:

    ocelhira:

    i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

    1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
    2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
    3. im not a pissbaby

    my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

    4. sometimes i am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

    fataleflare:

    weloveshortvideos:

    Kitty fart

    Vine by Cersei

    I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY

    shotasammy:

    fit-state-of-mind:

    tillyouandiseethesun:

    this isn’t even a problem

    This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

    I need one

    insanezombiemew:

    explainervideo:

    What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

    XD

    insanezombiemew:

    dbvictoria:

    7-week old pallas kittens

    Click the link.  There is video.  You will die from the cute.

    Oh god too cute XD

    unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?

    unamusedsloth:

    You got a problem?

    insanezombiemew:

    itsstuckyinmyhead:

    School and Tumblr

    I don’t go to school anymore but still :P

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    miss-love:

    raycourbet:

    fitlxxxve:

    orangesnorlax:

    sh0rtybangbang:

    warpedxreality:

    chinlesscharles:

    this show is legitimately why I’m so weird

    That mummy legit gave me nightmares when that episode came out

    Yo Fred tho!!!

    Favorite cartoon of all time

    "I’ve been nauuuuughtyyyy"

    I used to be low key scared…

    I was terrifieddddd of this show