shesheighshtisut:

Don’t promise when you’re happy. Don’t reply when you’re angry and don’t decide when you’re sad.
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shesheighshtisut:

Don’t promise when you’re happy. Don’t reply when you’re angry and don’t decide when you’re sad.

hotllamasex:

derekstilinski:

#favorite character out of all television characters ever

seriously he literally just moved from drake and josh to icarly he didn’t need to change at all

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

gluttonforpunsihment:


particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

skullspeare:

blastortoise:

I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

i like you

graphrofberk:

Hiccup + Hands

megbacon:

euphoriaura:

euphoriaura:

do you know what disney song is really fucking deep

under the sea

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The Best of my Subway Rants

0thetigress:

Warning, this will be long:

When I was still working at Subway I made 7 volumes worth of “Subway Rants”. These were literally years in the making. Many of these sound bitter and angsty but it helped keep me from going completely postal and I am now happily self-employed and…

I am starting at Subway on the 31st of August and I made sure I read ALL of this and let me tell you…I’ve worked a few places and sadly these idiots are every where, in every type of business, restaurant, etc. and if there is one quote on Gods green Earth that could depict our race it is that you should “Never underestimate human stupidity.”

ascendmotherfucker:

johnathanegbert:

i found the video

source

Are you shitting me?