pinkmckinley:

do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT

thesteveoprojekt:

coffeepotsmokin:

PARKOUR

More like PORKOUR

thesteveoprojekt:

coffeepotsmokin:

PARKOUR

More like PORKOUR

tennants-hair:

originalruby:

ididntkillsamandriel:

uberzers:

anothercaptviridian:

ruraljackdaw:

So we opened the portal to Hell today


#I like how the teacher’s just like #mm

#”What a nice piece of portal #I should have one in my house”

it’s missing a blond girl up there

now you just wait a fucking second

tennants-hair:

originalruby:

ididntkillsamandriel:

uberzers:

anothercaptviridian:

ruraljackdaw:

So we opened the portal to Hell today

#I like how the teacher’s just like #mm

#”What a nice piece of portal #I should have one in my house”

it’s missing a blond girl up there

now you just wait a fucking second

katahane:

jesus christ

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

And the American government is in charge of construction

nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

bizarreismm:

faerieincombatboots:

boy48:

From the film World’s Greatest Dad. RIP Robin Williams.

I wish you’d remembered this, Robin.

Had to stray away from my usual posts to reblog Mr. Williams on this sad day. RIP.

iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend